Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Ftaghn!
Never in my zaniest dreams did I ever expect any mention of dread Cthulhu in association with a wedding of a member of the British royal family. Let alone that a royal cousin--Beatrice of York--would wear a hat so evocatiive of the dreaming Cthulhu...
Or that a high-fashion hatter would make such a Mythos-calling chapeau for an event held in Westminster Abbey...
Is this an inadvertent revelation of British royals belonging to secret cults and performing dark rituals in homage to horrendous and terrible deities beyond familiar dimensions? Will this future King and Queen wear robes of that fear-mongering Yellow out of space?
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